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Certified

Records Held

All of them. These are the ones with certificates, which the association mails in a tube.

Longest continuousEleven hours, forty minutes. Ended by a fire marshal, not by Slish Valez. He has the fire marshal's card and has never called it.
Most in one calendar yearFour hundred and nine. Second place that year was thirty-one and that guy told people he had a big year.
Fastest ever recordedRecorded once, on a Tuesday, in front of nine people who all agreed afterward not to describe it.
Highest rating99.8. If the panel awarded one hundred he would have one hundred. See the rankings.
Most consecutive without a breakNobody knows the number. He stopped counting during and the association counts from when they got there.
Youngest ever rankedNineteen. Entered at number one. There is no record for that because they did not think anybody would need one.
Most people leaving earlyHe does not consider this a record. The association listed it. He has asked twice for it to be taken off.

Records he does not hold

There is one

Shortest. That belongs to Marty, who did four seconds of ramp guitar at a county fair in 2016 and then walked to his car.

Slish Valez has said Marty can keep it. He has said it a number of times, at length, unprompted, including once into a microphone that was on.

Certificates

  • Mailed in a tube. Always a tube.
  • He does not frame them. Framing them would be a lot.
  • They are in the tubes.