Updated when there is news. There is usually news, because he is usually number one.
2026
Number one again. They called at eleven at night to tell him and he said he knew.
A clinic in Ohio sold out in a day. Nobody who attended has posted about it, which he says is the correct response and which the venue says is a different thing.
The magazine thing. See press.
Slish Valez will not be attending the awards. He has attended thirty-one of them. He would like somebody else to have the night.
He attended the awards.
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The association added a second scoring panel. The second panel arrived at the same number as the first panel. Both panels have declined to explain the two tenths.
Curtis Bream released a statement. The statement was about Slish Valez. Slish Valez has not read the statement and can recite the statement.
Marty did four seconds of ramp guitar at a county fair and got in the paper. Slish Valez did not comment and then commented.
Eleven hours, forty minutes. Fire marshal. See records.